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**Mark A. Rayner** @markarayner@mas.to · 6h

Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

Missed opportunity to call it the "spokeslizard."

Lizardman in a blue suit.
Headline: Overlords Apologies, Will Reset Simulation to 2015
Caption: "We just wanted to see what you would do," explains spokesman.

#simulation #lizardpeople #humor

**B_Bird** @B_Bird@mastodon.social · 6h

B_Bird @B_Bird@mastodon.social

—> #TheTonightShow ⦁ #JimmyFallon <—

#Trump Tears Down #WhiteHouse Wing
to Make Room for $200M #Ballroom
as Government #Shutdown Persists

#Comedy #Humour #Humor
#Pol #Politics #GeoPolitics #WorldNews #News
#AusPol #CdnPoli #EUpol #NZpol #UKpol #USpol
https://youtu.be/1PkHujHCfdk

YouTubeTrump Tears Down White House Wing to Make Room for $200M Ballroom as Government Shutdown PersistsBy The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

**B_Bird** @B_Bird@mastodon.social · 7h

B_Bird @B_Bird@mastodon.social

—> #TheLateShow ⦁ Monologue ⦁ #StephenColbert <—

The #WhiteHouse Is Being Demolished

The #GOP's “#Nazi Streak" Continues

#Cops Tackle Giant-Penis

#Comedy #Humour #Humor #Colbert
#Pol #Politics #GeoPolitics #WorldNews #News
#AusPol #CdnPoli #EUpol #NZpol #UKpol #USpol
https://youtu.be/NF_1eTP_RDU

YouTubeThe White House Is Being Demolished | The GOP's "Nazi Streak" Continues | Cops Tackle Giant PenisBy The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

**Victoria (K8VSY) (she/her)** @k8vsy@mastodon.radio · 8h

Victoria (K8VSY) (she/her) @k8vsy@mastodon.radio

TODAY IS INTERNATIONAL CAPSLOCK DAY!

https://capslockday.org/

capslockday.orgINTERNATIONAL CAPSLOCK DAYINTERNATIONAL CAPSLOCK DAY IS JUNE 28 AND OCTOBER 22.

#CAPSLOCK #CAPSLOCKDAY #funny

**Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor** @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social · 11h

11h

Fake Scrum Stats Memes & Humor @FakeScrumStats@techhub.social

AI picture of a dog standing on the side of a wall

Caption:
QA: Why is the dog on the wall?
Dev: It was in the acceptance criteria
QA: Does that make any sense to you?
Dev: It was in the acceptance criteria

#scrum #scrumteam #dev

**Mark A. Rayner** @markarayner@mas.to · 1d

Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

The labeling on this Inspector Gadget toy is wrong.

Fake toy packaging: Image of C3PO. Actual toy of Iron Man. They Toy is labelled T-800. The package says: "Robotcop - America's favorite cyborg" (Ages 4 and up, Kenner)

#weird #design #humor

**Yves-Marie** @Va_la_donc@toot.aquilenet.fr · 1d

Yves-Marie @Va_la_donc@toot.aquilenet.fr

L’œil de Besse
#humour

Marianne déposant plainte au commissariat pour vol de ses bijoux sociaux

**Caroli** @Cageme28@troet.cafe · 1d

Caroli @Cageme28@troet.cafe

Moin! ️️️
Wo kauft man denn eigentlich neue Nervenkostüme?
Bei Amazon habe ich schon geschaut, aber da gibt es sie leider nicht.

Ich bin mir sehr sicher, dass mein Rotkehlchen mir mir kommuniziert! Es verlangt zum Beispiel nach Futter und verfolgt mich dafür vom Auto zur Wohnung. 😊

#moin #gutenmorgen #fun

**Mark A. Rayner** @markarayner@mas.to · 2d

Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

Hmm. The #aws #outrage reminds me a bit of The Fridgularity -- in which a rogue AI takes over all the internet and only wants to talk to one human via his web-enabled fridge. (The book is 13 years old now, but I think it's aging pretty well.)

https://books2read.com/u/492V00
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00A2FL9PS

cover art for the fridgularity by mark a rayner -- an old timey fridge with a raven on top, in front of an apocalyptic sky

#book #books #sf

**Mark A. Rayner** @markarayner@mas.to · 2d

Mark A. Rayner @markarayner@mas.to

Too derpy to understand gravity.

a husky looking excited as it apparently stands on a brick wall

#dog #dogs #dogstodon

**Nick East (Indie Writer)** @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art · 2d

Nick East (Indie Writer) @NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art

I always though noir fiction needed more groceries, but it seems the fogot the cheese!

@galacticwriters @writers @writingcommunity
@writingbooks @keepwriting @writing@a.gup.pe @humor@fedigroups.social @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#WritingMemes #Memes
#Humor #Humour
#Author #Authors #IndieAuthor #IndieBooks #AmWriting #Writerdons #Writers #Writer #Writing #WritingCommunity #Writinglife #WritersOfMastodon #Bookstodon

Comic by Tom Gauld where a shadowy figure of a woman is pointing a gun at a man in a hat surrounded by eggs, milk, tuna, and toiletpaper with legs and eyes.

Man: What the hell's going on here?
Woman: I'm pretty sure the author's been writing plot outlines and shopping lists on the same page again.

**Caroli** @Cageme28@troet.cafe · 2d

Caroli @Cageme28@troet.cafe

Moin! ️️️
Ich hätte montags ja auch gerne schlechte Laune. Wenn nur dieser Job nicht so großartig wäre...
Ironie? Kann ich!

Der erste Frost vom Samstag auf den Blättern im Rasen im Bild festgehalten.

#moin #gutenmorgen #fun

**The Whore of Blahbylon** @The_Whore_of_Blahbylon@mastodon.social · 2d

The Whore of Blahbylon @The_Whore_of_Blahbylon@mastodon.social

No Kings!

#NoKings #Trump #Democracy

**The Whore of Blahbylon** @The_Whore_of_Blahbylon@mastodon.social · 2d *

2d *

The Whore of Blahbylon @The_Whore_of_Blahbylon@mastodon.social

Trump's balls won't lick themselves.

Photo of Mike Johnson, US Speaker of the House, with the words "Mike Johnson. Because Trump's balls won't like themselves."

#Trump #MikeJohnson #Democracy

KB @decembr14@mastodon.scot · 3d

KB @decembr14@mastodon.scot

When the insurance company wants a diagram of the accident: a drawing of the dashboard of a car, which is approaching a startled-looking deer.

#Humour

**Naked Hombre** @nakedhombre@mastodon.social · 3d

Naked Hombre @nakedhombre@mastodon.social

#Louvre #robbery? Oh, mon Dieu! Call Inspector Clouseau immediately #PeterSellers #Ashotinthedark #comedy #humour #naturism #InspectorClouseau #classic #blackandwhite #cinema #PinkPanther

A black and white still from the film "A shot in the dark" which features a naked Peter Sellers visiting a naturist park. covering himself with a guitar

**Ça Suffit.** @Zuzu1er@mastodon.social · 3d *

3d *

Ça Suffit. @Zuzu1er@mastodon.social

Part 3. The Best
#maga #usa #antitrump #antitrumpalliance #politics #trump #socialmedia #humour #nokings #protest

**Memes made to run on Linux** @memesmadetorunonlinux@techhub.social · 3d

Memes made to run on Linux @memesmadetorunonlinux@techhub.social

Bye :3
#linux #windows #windows10 #windows11 #windows10eol #meme #memes #humour #humor #tech #opensource

Windows 10 grave and Tux taking a selfie with it meme

**tibo lalu** @tibolalu@framapiaf.org · 3d *

3d *

tibo lalu @tibolalu@framapiaf.org

#nokings #humour #politique

**Martina Brandl** @MartinaBrandl@mastodon.social · 4d

Martina Brandl @MartinaBrandl@mastodon.social

Morgen 23:55 ARD
Foto Melanie Grande
Jetzt schon in der Mediathek.
#ladiesnight #standupcomedy #femalecomedian #humour #martinabrandl #kaberett #dogsofmastodon

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